Self esteem and sperm!

Have you ever had one of those days where the "Goddess of Cool" is out for blood? You know the days were you look in the mirror and for the first time in days you KNOW your lookin' fine. You smile all day as your out shopping riding the high of feeling fine. Then after a day of smiles you look in the mirror and realize that the wonderful new red lipstick, you couldn't wait to wear, is smeared across you teeth and all the smiles you received that day were really grimaces! Or the dried cocoa-puff on the hem of your skirt? The day were your zipper wasn't necessarily zipped. What about the day you fell off your chair in your physics class for absolutely no apparent reason! Or the day your in college class and your lab partner screams "MY POT PIE" and runs out of the class…..that's a bad day! We all know someone who has worn mismatching shoes, pass gas, got in the wrong car, lost their car, lost their child, forgot to brush their hair/teeth, or said the wrong thing, forgot to shave, burped, and more! "The Goddess of Cool" can be a temperamental mistress. But it could be worse. It could take us 9 million sperms to fertilize one egg, and even then the boys might not get the job done! So, when your feeling half the woman you really are and the coolness factor has evaded you like the plague, remember our male counterparts and their 9 million little guys who may or may not get it right! It is all about perspective my friends! Go and Do!

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