Vamped...
I have been off the grid because I have been vamped. It, apparently, is a program that over takes your blog and hikes up the numbers to redirect people to their sites. And like many things that are considered “injustice” there isn’t a thing to do about it. Except not write and become a lesser wanted victim.
So, here it is on the table, we were at a function the other day and talking about men and their “bad timing”. A person within the group was a hub who was making jokes his wife didn’t get. Now she was in the middle of coordinating a function with 200 people and making sure food was served, the attendees were cared for, etc. And he was throwing out jokes left and right as she was mentally tally up all the “to get done this second list”. We gave him our sound advice. Men are great and often funny……it is YOUR timing that stinks! So one of the gals piped in that, “Yes, when I say honey you want a QUICKIE? This is when he starts trying to get creative… you know acrobats and more!” Another gets on the train and confesses that, “Yeah! I am a morning gal and he is a night time kind of love boy!” “He never gets why night just doesn’t work out for me.” It is, dear girls, because they have Guy Time.
Oh, the woos we suffer due to guy time. Things will get hung, trash will be taken out, walls will be painted but only on guy time. This time often but not always follows after a bit of nagging, begging, and cajoling. Now, not to be hard on the Princes of the world, they do a GREAT job! And if it is something they are on board with already then wow! Look out Norma Ray! But if it is girl need and Guy Time…..let us face it, we are screwed.
So next time you are waiting for some guy to do something for you, give him a break! It comes with the genetics of malehood…..guy time.
Got to love ‘em!
Go and do!
So, here it is on the table, we were at a function the other day and talking about men and their “bad timing”. A person within the group was a hub who was making jokes his wife didn’t get. Now she was in the middle of coordinating a function with 200 people and making sure food was served, the attendees were cared for, etc. And he was throwing out jokes left and right as she was mentally tally up all the “to get done this second list”. We gave him our sound advice. Men are great and often funny……it is YOUR timing that stinks! So one of the gals piped in that, “Yes, when I say honey you want a QUICKIE? This is when he starts trying to get creative… you know acrobats and more!” Another gets on the train and confesses that, “Yeah! I am a morning gal and he is a night time kind of love boy!” “He never gets why night just doesn’t work out for me.” It is, dear girls, because they have Guy Time.
Oh, the woos we suffer due to guy time. Things will get hung, trash will be taken out, walls will be painted but only on guy time. This time often but not always follows after a bit of nagging, begging, and cajoling. Now, not to be hard on the Princes of the world, they do a GREAT job! And if it is something they are on board with already then wow! Look out Norma Ray! But if it is girl need and Guy Time…..let us face it, we are screwed.
So next time you are waiting for some guy to do something for you, give him a break! It comes with the genetics of malehood…..guy time.
Got to love ‘em!
Go and do!
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